At Mischief Monkey News we take great care to be neutral and understanding in all Simian related matters, but we have heard too many complaints to stay silent any longer.…

I am currently vacationing in Cape Cod, formerly a bastion of tolerance towards Simians. Its broad beaches, picturesque villages and numerous well-stocked bars drew in monkeys from all over the…

Terrible news has been received this afternoon by MMN – one of the most distinguished, respected and loved members of our community has been reported missing! Mr. Monkey of Flemington…

Shocking stories have been heard that the barbaric trade of selling monkeys has once again reared its ugly head! It doesn’t seem to be enough that serving apes don’t cater…

A deeply disturbing document was provided to MMN exposing Santa Claus, the self-titled “Father” of Christmas, as a monkey hating bigot. At this time of year when most honest folks…